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Saturday, July 29, 2017


So I just found the schedule for SyFy's Sharknado Week event. I'm looking forward to "Sharknado 5: Global Swarming" since it looks like they will be doing some "universe building" with it. And the sharks also look much bigger, like Mega Shark (another Asylum Entertainment shark monster). 

Could this finally confirm my insane theory that all the Asylum Entertainment shark movies are related?! 

"5-Headed Shark Attack" seems to be another sequel to "2-Headed Shark Attack". I don't recall there being a "4-Headed Shark Attack" movie but maybe the fifth head was added to honor the fifth Sharnado movie.

I'm also interested in "Toxic Shark" since I hope that shark looks super mutated like the Toxic Avenger. Lloyd Kaufman, CEO of Troma Entertainment, has already appeared in one of the previous Sharknado movies so it could be a nice reference to his toxic legacy.

Below are some of the images used in the advertising of "Sharknado 5" on Facebook. I'm interested about the tribal drawings of a Sharknado, as though the apocalypse of every previous human society was obliterated by Sharknados and these people were trying to warn us all in the future. Not to mention the newspaper clipping of hieroglyphics of Sharknados in ancient Egypt!  

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