Sunday, August 6, 2017

"The Emoji Movie" is a nothing experience. Seriously nothing.

I really can't believe how meaningless "The Emoji Movie" is. I felt absolutely nothing during the entire movie. Some of the visuals were kind of clever I guess, but that's really it. The only high point was whenever Smiler, the main antagonist, showed up. All her scenes were pretty fun. Everything else was just nothing. There was a complete feeling of emptiness throughout the entire film. 

It really is something to behold. It's like cultural nihilism. It's the abyss of children and family entertainment. 

I absolutely recommend this movie to everyone. EVERYONE. If you want to see a film and experience true cinematic oblivion, please watch "The Emoji Movie". You won't regret it because you won't feel a thing. 

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