Although I currently have two turtles, two cats, and one gold fish, I really want to get a pet rock as well. Maybe a USB pet rock, but either breed would be nice to have. I wish I had a cubicle at my job where I could keep my pet rock by my side at all times. We could go on adventures, walks, and it could sleep by my side and guard my home.
Ah, what life could be with a pet rock.