As we discover the increasingly uncanny and frankly terrifying truth about the Universe we live in, we have a choice.
1) To ignore it and embrace the petty concerns of politics, "religion," and the Jerry Springer Show. This is what will bring on the New Dark Age that HPL was talking about--and boy, did he know it!
2) To start cults of inhuman, hideous, and genocidal Outer Gods that will exemplify our worst fears, and will kill us all--IF WE ARE LUCKY! This is the 'Insanity Clause" that we try not to believe in--Ho! Ho! Ho!
3) Find a model of rationality that can look as the Cosmic Weirdness and learn from with without going Stark Raving Buggo. Fortunately for us all, such a Model exists, and is none other than DANA SCULLY, SCIENTIST!
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- From the desk of the most esteemed Reverend Saint J.R. "Jeff" Sommer, Pontifex Maximus of the First Church of Dana Scully, Scientist & Reverend Guimo, Sacerdos Sculliae, and Member of the Ministry of Public Enlightenment of the First Church of Dana Scully, Scientist