Sunday, November 26, 2017

Lord Dinkan, Cheese Be Upon Him, the God of Dikanists everywhere


Did you know the universe was created by a cute little cartoon mouse superhero from Indian? Don't be fooled friends! Dikan, the true Lord God, is here to be ambivalent to our existence! Hurray! It all makes sense when you realize it does. Dinkan was born in a forest, was abducted by space aliens, and gained superpowers. See? It's all coming together.



 Seriously finding this sent me into a fit of giggles.





Below are the various proofs and logic used by DinCon, the International Society for Dinkan Consciousness, an awareness group dedicated to "spreading the Gospel of Lord Dinkan around the world", located in Los Angeles funny enough.





























I'm not 100% certain, but I think the red underpants is the sacred icon and emblem of the Dinkonism faith.

Mutate towards heaven

GPK Chakra System

Now, most mystics, occultists, and some traditional religionists believe in some sort of energy system that eminates and empowers the human body. The usual nomenclature for this energy system is called the "chakra" or "prana" energy system. Of course there are hundreds of names for the energy itself, but chakra and prana are the ones I come across the most often. Now, there isn't really a true standard way to really imagine it, everyone has their interpretation, but everyone agrees on the importance of breathing and it's connection to the chakras, and how energy is raised up through the base of the spine, which is referred to as the "kundalini".


With a healthy energy system, a person would feel strong, energetic, happy, and be generally progressive in their actions. That's what the experts in this sort of field of study say anyway, but I'm generally skeptical. I don't believe anyone's energy system is ever at 100% health. That would indicate to me that there's only one standard for a person to live, or one way of measuring health. My belief is we're constantly mutating. Health, or health as we know it to be, might be an illusion. We *need* to get sick to get stronger, and to revitalize our bodies to the next level (whatever that means anyway). Trying to fight off sickness by being healthy all the time might be the wrong way to maintain good health. The immune system needs to be challenged and worked out like our muscles. 

I'm also convinced this also coincides with our personalities, ambitions, and how we relate to others. I wonder though; present day people (adults and children) don't play outside as much as they used to. When I was a kid I remember running around in the rain, playing in the mud, etc., and I feel like I greatly benefited from it. People these days feel a bit more persnickety and unwilling to get dirty. I wonder how that sort of temperament will affect future generations. 

Now as my mutation continues, and change is eminent, I can't help but wonder how my DNA is being affected by the insurmountable amount of stress I'm going through. Like, what sort of information is being absorbed into them by recent events. The recent sickness of my cat really has my mind wandering in a dark place, but also my worries about my classes and having to push back my graduation date. 

On one hand, none of that matters. Poor Luna will pass on, but will do so peacefully rather than suffering, and who really cares when I graduate honestly, just so long as I do. It's not like there are a million jobs waiting for a guy majoring in Philosophy (with a minor in Religious Studies) so  I may as well take my time. 

As a whole, I'm happy. I always am these days. I may not be doing great, but at least I'm doing something. Some stuff is falling apart, but other stuff is coming together. And though things are kinda dark now, I can see the light in the distance coming my way.

So why worry? Worrying is a terrible use of imagination, but it may help with metacognition and problem-solving, so maybe a little worrying is healthy.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

"MadBalls" Series 1 Blind Bags, Slobulus

"MadBalls" is a brand of toy that comes back every ten years or so. When I was a kid in the 80's, you could bounce them and throw them like actual balls, but since 2007 they're more like squishy stress-grip toys. Thankfully they've retained their disgusting and repulsive designs, but with a toonier look. This new blind back features really tiny versions of the "MadBalls" gang, so it's basically like a fidget toy. I ended up getting one of my favorites, Slobulus, and  this new design gives him some slick hair like a greaser or something. It's almost a pompadour. 

I'm not sure if I'll get another one of these, but I hope they gain popularity. I wouldn't mind a re-release of those "MadBall" action figures. Those can get pricey on eBay. 




Friday, November 24, 2017

"Slack Friday" & Black Friday! Slack off and spend money!!!

Black Friday is here. Now, instead of being destroyed by huge crowds at some megastore, why not stay at home and slack off by checking out the new "SubGenius Movie" website, or shop for some Official David Liebe Hart goodies at his official website.


""Bob" isn't celebrating Black Friday, he's celebrating SLACK FRIDAY! You should too! Why fight through vicious crowds when you can relax in your own home and check out our film's website? >>> http://subgeniusmovie.com " - via Twitter

And don't forget to get ordained today at SubGenius.com






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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Television Sitcom Anti-wisdom


One of the earliest lessons I learned in my life was the impermanence of all things. Growing up I watched a lot of television, and because it was the late 80's and early 90's so my biggest reality manipulators was the television sitcom. I watched all the classics, and I absorbed their wisdom; but it occurred to me one day that sitcoms never change. The general cast, feeling, and scope of them remains the same throughout the seasons, meanwhile my life had no such stability. "The Simpsons" has been on television since the dawn of time and all the characters are more or less the same. I've been alive on this planet for at least 34 years and I'm fairly certain I've been morphing and changing every nanosecond. 

Change is a constant state of chaos. There is no true static energy; it's always traversing and changing. It has to because if it didn't change there would be no life. Change sadly also means death for something, but who knows really how that energy will disperse. A lot of the true and meaningful revelations in my life have manifested because of great tragedy, and that made me change as a reaction to it. 

I'm not sure if I'm ready for any dramatic changes, but really, who is? Sometimes all you can do is laugh in the face of great pain.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Orb Slimy "Mystery Monster" figure and slime mix


So while at Micheal's earlier, browsing around with my gf for supplies, I found this slime kit that comes with a free figure. What a fun thing; I could make my own slime and have a cute little monster after it's done mixing. 

This kit was expensive for what it was; but with a coupon I got it for half-off. Mixing the slime was fun but it took a little longer than I thought it would. My little monster friend was caught up at the bottom of the slime glob, and the more I mixed the closer he came to freedom! 

So, after much mixing I finally freed the little creature which was some sort of small lizard worm with arms and sharp teeth. And I mean, it is very small and that was a bit dissapointing but it's still cute. 

This is a fun kit, but I'm not sure I'm going to collect anymore. They're a little expensive and the toy while cute isn't very interesting. I'd collect the figures if they were in a small cheap blind bag.