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Monday, November 13, 2017

"C-Force": CHUCK NORRIS WATER?!


Can you imagine my surprise when I discovered this? I was browsing through Facebook last night and C-Force came up as an advertisement and... it's actually something that exists! You can go to Amazon right now and purchase a case if you fancied some Official Chuck Norris branded water! What makes this water so special (aside from the *amazing* celebrity endorsement) is a mystery. As far as I've read it's just water that's from Norris' own property. Perhaps it has healing properties, or gives you amazing martial arts prowess. 








If C-Force is popular, maybe some manufacturer will wise up and bring back Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink! God, we can only hope.


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