Saturday, June 30, 2018

The First Church of Dana Scully, Scientist, gains momentum!

The Book of Scullyation, 4:3, "For Dana Scully is a combination of Venus and Mercury, of Jove and Saturn, and many other Gods besides. And the first test of the Scullyite Ministers is to prove it."

The red tinted tentacles of this schism grows every second. The First Church of Dana Scully, Scientist (FCDSS) has been growing on as a Facebook group for some time now, and our new members have been enjoying the cosmic despair that the Church revels in. Our devotion to Scully, our godhead (of sorts), has led us in a direction full of skepticism and logic, while we still seek UFO's and the monsters that dwell in the cosmos. It's been a fun time. If you'd like to join the Official Facebook group, click the image above.

Recently, a YouTuber who seems to specialize in Lovecraftian literature received her copy of The Handbook for the Recently Deranged. Incidentally, both books of the official FCDSS books are available for purchase here.

Because of my devotion to assisting with spreading the reach of FCDSS, I was awarded the title of Nomach for the Nome of the State of New York. Currently, because of time constraints, I haven't done much with this, but I am slowly planning out what I'd like to do in the future. 

There is also a Nomarch for the chapter in Texas, run by the wonderful Miranda Steinle. Miranda is also the author behind the wonderful news website, The Askewer. There is also a Facebook group for the Texas chapter of the FCDSS that you can join by clicking the image below. 

As we Scullyite Ministers and theologians continue to study Her for more divine insight to the chaotic and downright scary universe we live in, we keep close to our hearts that it may all be for nothing, but hey, it's a fun ride ain't it?

If you'd like to follow the path of Cosmic Despair, Shredded Sanity, and Redheads, please click here for more information on how you too can join this illustrious order.

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